Whenever I went gambling I always took my lucky goldfish. He would swim around in his little bowl whilst I gambled. He died today so I held a small funeral. Nothing special, I just wrapped him in newspaper with some chips.

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Whenever I went gambling I always took my lucky goldfish.
He would swim around in his little bowl whilst I gambled.
He died today so I held a small funeral.
Nothing special, I just wrapped him in newspaper with some chips.

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October 9, 2025
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I’ve just bought a load of giant African land snails. I don’t want to breed them or anything, I just want to dot them round the garden so the resident hedgehogs think they’re in the middle of a wonderful dream.

October 9, 2025
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I was desperate for the toilet earlier today. I had a little turtle-head popping out. I knew I should have chewed it properly.

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