I’ve just bought a load of giant African land snails. I don’t want to breed them or anything, I just want to dot them round the garden so the resident hedgehogs think they’re in the middle of a wonderful dream.

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October 9, 2025
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Do you remember the old PG Tips adverts? I’ve thought about how amusing it would be if they got monkeys to dress up in rappers’ clothes and “bling” and “rap” in rap music videos… Oh wait…

October 9, 2025
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Whenever I went gambling I always took my lucky goldfish. He would swim around in his little bowl whilst I gambled. He died today so I held a small funeral. Nothing special, I just wrapped him in newspaper with some chips.

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