My daughter’s guinea pig committed suicide today. I was driving home from the vet’s deliberating whether we could justify the 80 the vet wanted to perform an operation, when, inexplicably, it leapt right out of the car window.

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My daughter’s guinea pig committed suicide today.
I was driving home from the vet’s deliberating whether we could justify the 80 the vet wanted to perform an operation, when, inexplicably, it leapt right out of the car window.

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October 9, 2025
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“Eat your dinner,” I said to my young son. “I don’t want to!” he replied, pushing his plate away. “Look, I know you’re upset about the death of your dog,” I began, “but as long as you avoid the fur, he’s actually quite delicious.”

October 9, 2025
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies” he responded. “Oh. Killing any?” she asked. “Yes, three males and two Females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell?” He replied, “Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.”

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