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I took my Bulldog to a dog handler the other day. He’s much easier to pick up now.

admin Oct 9, 2025

I took my Bulldog to a dog handler the other day.
He’s much easier to pick up now.

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October 9, 2025
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An Englishman , a Scottishman and an Irishman all go for a job at a pet shop. The interviewer tells all three that they can have a job if they can sing a song that includes a dog in the lyrics. The Englishman sings “How much is that Doggy in the window”, the Scottishman sings “You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog” , and Paddy sings “Strangers in the night. ….. Scooby doo be doo be doo..”

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October 9, 2025
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A rabbit, a fox and a bear are notified that they are to be conscripted into the Animal Army but, as pacifists, they agree they do not want any part in the military and start looking for solutions. “I can bite off my own tail,” says the fox. “They won’t want a fox with no tail.” So the fox bites off his lovely bushy tail, goes to the conscription centre and comes back with his rejection slip. “OK,” says the rabbit, “bite my ears off. They won’t want a rabbit with no ears.” So the fox bites off the rabbit’s ears, the rabbit goes to the conscription centre and also comes back with a rejection slip. Then it’s the bear’s turn and the fox suggests they knock out all of his teeth with a stone, as the Animal Army certainly won’t want a bear with no teeth. So they knock out all the bear’s teeth, the bear goes to the conscription centre and also comes back with a rejection slip, but looks a bit depressed. “See,” says the fox. “I told you they wouldn’t take a bear with no teeth.” “Yeth,” says the bear, “but they rejected me becauthe I’m too fat.”

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