I took my 6 year old son to the zoo last week. We were walking around the various cages and enclosures when all of a sudden he yells, Look Dad! It’s a frickin’ Elephant! I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us. What did you call it? I asked. It’s a frickin’ Elephant, it says so on the picture! he said, … and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.