How can you tell if an elephant has been sleeping in your bed?! The sheets are wrinkled and the bed smells of peanuts! How can you tell if a black man has been sleeping in your bed?! Your bedroom window is smashed and your valuables are missing,

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How can you tell if an elephant has been sleeping in your bed?!
The sheets are wrinkled and the bed smells of peanuts!
How can you tell if a black man has been sleeping in your bed?!
Your bedroom window is smashed and your valuables are missing,

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October 9, 2025
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Changing weather patterns mean that animals are going to start to migrate differently. Personally I look forward to seeing Bill Oddie going to do some bird-watching in Norfolk and getting his head ripped off by a puma.

October 9, 2025
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I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday, She said “Surprise me with something exotic”, So I put a king cobra in her birthday cake!

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